Wednesday, July 12, 2006

Wouldn't it be cool if... #2

Wouldn't it be cool if..
They didn't create that stupid rule where you have to capitalise 'I' when it's by itself! I hate that rule. Especially when I'm typing on my blog, and of course the main focus is me, so there are lots of 'I's to capitalise. Perhaps I shall go on strike.
A punctuation strike. The capitalisation of subsequent Is shall be forsaken, as a protest against this annoying rule. And because my little finger is getting tired from having to push the shift key. Once every sentence is QUITE enough [oops, there was more shift-iness in this sentence!].

Or maybe I'll just pretend like it's not a problem, like everyone else in the world seems to do. But you all know the sinister nature of this rule. Mutant pinky fingers.
Actually mine's already mutant. I'm missing a tendon in the pinky finger of my left hand, apparrently 15% of people are. I cant bend one of the joints independently. Nor can Claire or Mum. Strange.

Enough of this madness. I'll go, so i [oops] can finally get around to watching this movie!

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p.s. Java is so crazy!!

p.p.s. If any bracket enthusiasts take offence at my prominent use of 'square brackets', the reason is simple. To create a standard round bracket, one must press THE SHIFT KEY. [sorry, just testing it out]
However, I recently came upon the revelation that there are, in fact, a lovely bunch of bracket keys a little lower and to the right of these original keys which purported to be bracket keys [but were, in fact, a '9' and a '0']. And there is no SHIFTing required to activate said keys.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

i think i will also join in on ur protest of the shift key...

Anonymous said...

Fools.

Amanda said...

I! Haha!
You're all crazy...especially you Dave...
And You Claire...who works out the average time, really! Teehee!...

Dave said...

Haha. Well I have more interesting things to do with my life during normal hours of the day. Like sleep. And making poor attempts to socialise.

But I guess in 2 weeks my life will go back to 'normal', whatever that is. I suppose it means waking up 7 hours earlier, and trying to do something productive with my time. Gah.
Yes, much craziness!

Anonymous said...

Wouldn't it be cool if...
David blogged??